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So I had this dream today that started out totally awesome and then ended in so much NOT AWESOME that I kind of wanted to cry.

The beginning was random and I'm skipping it because it doesn't really matter. Anyway, I'm outside a house talking with Bradley James and some random friend of his, and Bradley and I are clearly interested in each other. Then his dad pulls up and wants help bringing in the groceries, so we do that and are being all adorable together in his kitchen while his friend glares at us. At some point I realize I dropped my cell phone in the back of his dad's car and we go out to get it. I crawl into the backseat and grab my phone, and when I crawl out Bradley is leaning on the car and looking at me all sexy and flirty, so we crawl back into the backseat together.

CLEARLY GOOD SEXY TIMES ARE UPON US.

I run my fingers through his hair and dream!me thinks about how lovely and soft it is. Then I see his friend out of the corner of my eye so I reach up and lock the car door. He starts banging on the window and yelling and shit, and Bradley just smirks sexily at me. He leans in to kiss me and then PUKES ALL OVER ME.

WHAT THE FUCK, BRAIN? NO SERIOUSLY. WHAT. THE. FUCK. THAT IS NOT COOL. THAT IS GROSS AND DISTURBING.

That wasn't even the end of the dream. No, my brain decides I should probably clean up a little and go inside to get Bradley some water. Where I proceed to have a conversation with his dad about how Bradley TOTALLY VOMITED ON ME.

THEN I woke up. I better have a dream tonight about Bradley apologizing and then having fun sexy times with me. Anything else is just CRUEL.

LOL, I wrote this post HOURS ago, but I forgot to post it. OOPS.

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