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AKA: The Gay Cup Floweth Over
I need to get this out of the way. OMG GAYEST EPISODE EVER! I'm ok now. Really. Maybe. For about three sentences.
Jumpers! I love it when the jumpers are flying around planets, and not just in space. It makes me happy.
Ooo. Seeding the gates. I like it. But I don't get the whole not taking them from planets who need it. Last time I checked, most of these people don't have fun space ships to get to the space gates anyway. So unless they are keeping them so THEY can trade with people, I don't see why it matters. But maybe I'm a merciless thief. I don't know.
John and Rodney looking at girls is never not funny. And Ronon leading Teyla lightly by the arm was cute. Y'all, they are so doing it.
"Yes, they're hard to drive. And no, you can't have one." Hee. "How do you get your hair to stay like that?" HA! Awesome.
CARSON! You know, whenever I see Carson, I always think, Pauliesaurus! And it is all![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
slodwick's fault.
Aww I want and icon of John, Rodney and Radek that says Geek Squad on it. They are cute.
Hee, "did you just say gourds?"
John and Rodney go off alone for hours at time together in the puddle jumper? They are totally having jumper sex. It makes me so happy. I demand fic about it.
Chuck! Hey Chuck. Chillin by yourself in the control room. I'd do you.
Hee! All sitting around Lucius. Elizabeth was all up in there.
John, HANDS ON THE HIPS! It's like Hands on the puppet in Farscape. They look he and Rodney gave each other? They are so doing it. I'm just saying.
BATMAN! They flirt over Batman. It doesn't get any gayer than that. John doesn't know anything about Catwoman because he was busy having fantasies about Bats and the boy wonder. :)
"You're way behind Rodney's quota" Hee.
Giddy Rodney is love. If that scene was the only one I could watch forever, I wouldn't care. His little rodent thing, and Carson walking on his hands? Comedy Gold! Gold I tell you.
So, they let Beckett lead a mission to go get weed, that what I'm getting from this.
"I think there might be something wrong with me." Yes John. If you put a little salve on that rash it will go away in no time.
*punch*"Buck up Carson" has to be almost the greatest thing in the episode. I'll get to the greatest thing later.
Why didn't John stay in the cloaked jumper? I'm going to pretend that it was part of his plan to get caught and shot. "What did you shoot him for? Now we have to carry him back." Aww Rodney. My woobie, I love you.
Shep in a cage is always a win for me. And not because I imagine what I would do, where I to be trapped in a cage with him. Not at all.
"Fly Lucius, fly." I need to see the outtakes for this episode. There have to be some great things on the cutting room floor.
Now for the greatest part of the episode: "No lingering desires? No secret longing for his touch?" John wins at life. And his prize is unlimited sex with Rodney.
I'm going to pretend that Rodney using the drug on John isn't creepy. It wasn't meant to be creepy, so I'm just going to say it wasn't. I'm going to pretend that after all the sex they had in the jumper, Rodney and John were talking, and John decided that Rodney's room was a pig sty and that they wouldn't have anymore sex until it was clean. Then Rodney decided to use the drug to have John clean his room. Then he feels bad, and John is pissed. So Rodney makes up for it by giving John lots of blow jobs. That's how every episode should end. With blow jobs.
I need to get this out of the way. OMG GAYEST EPISODE EVER! I'm ok now. Really. Maybe. For about three sentences.
Jumpers! I love it when the jumpers are flying around planets, and not just in space. It makes me happy.
Ooo. Seeding the gates. I like it. But I don't get the whole not taking them from planets who need it. Last time I checked, most of these people don't have fun space ships to get to the space gates anyway. So unless they are keeping them so THEY can trade with people, I don't see why it matters. But maybe I'm a merciless thief. I don't know.
John and Rodney looking at girls is never not funny. And Ronon leading Teyla lightly by the arm was cute. Y'all, they are so doing it.
"Yes, they're hard to drive. And no, you can't have one." Hee. "How do you get your hair to stay like that?" HA! Awesome.
CARSON! You know, whenever I see Carson, I always think, Pauliesaurus! And it is all
slodwick's fault.Aww I want and icon of John, Rodney and Radek that says Geek Squad on it. They are cute.
Hee, "did you just say gourds?"
John and Rodney go off alone for hours at time together in the puddle jumper? They are totally having jumper sex. It makes me so happy. I demand fic about it.
Chuck! Hey Chuck. Chillin by yourself in the control room. I'd do you.
Hee! All sitting around Lucius. Elizabeth was all up in there.
John, HANDS ON THE HIPS! It's like Hands on the puppet in Farscape. They look he and Rodney gave each other? They are so doing it. I'm just saying.
BATMAN! They flirt over Batman. It doesn't get any gayer than that. John doesn't know anything about Catwoman because he was busy having fantasies about Bats and the boy wonder. :)
"You're way behind Rodney's quota" Hee.
Giddy Rodney is love. If that scene was the only one I could watch forever, I wouldn't care. His little rodent thing, and Carson walking on his hands? Comedy Gold! Gold I tell you.
So, they let Beckett lead a mission to go get weed, that what I'm getting from this.
"I think there might be something wrong with me." Yes John. If you put a little salve on that rash it will go away in no time.
*punch*"Buck up Carson" has to be almost the greatest thing in the episode. I'll get to the greatest thing later.
Why didn't John stay in the cloaked jumper? I'm going to pretend that it was part of his plan to get caught and shot. "What did you shoot him for? Now we have to carry him back." Aww Rodney. My woobie, I love you.
Shep in a cage is always a win for me. And not because I imagine what I would do, where I to be trapped in a cage with him. Not at all.
"Fly Lucius, fly." I need to see the outtakes for this episode. There have to be some great things on the cutting room floor.
Now for the greatest part of the episode: "No lingering desires? No secret longing for his touch?" John wins at life. And his prize is unlimited sex with Rodney.
I'm going to pretend that Rodney using the drug on John isn't creepy. It wasn't meant to be creepy, so I'm just going to say it wasn't. I'm going to pretend that after all the sex they had in the jumper, Rodney and John were talking, and John decided that Rodney's room was a pig sty and that they wouldn't have anymore sex until it was clean. Then Rodney decided to use the drug to have John clean his room. Then he feels bad, and John is pissed. So Rodney makes up for it by giving John lots of blow jobs. That's how every episode should end. With blow jobs.