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	Christina lost a bet to Satan forever dooming humanity.
	... afterward, Christina fed a crocodile. will be missed dearly.
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	Rodney McKay was the cause of the apocalypse.
	... afterward, Rodney McKay ate some macaroni and cheese.
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Hee. Oh, Rodney.

	John Sheppard learned how to make people explode using only the mind.
	... afterward, John Sheppard found 10 bucks under the couch.
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John has all the luck. Rodney is horribly jealous.

	Fargo figured out the undisputed meaning of life.
	... afterward, Fargo went to the movies alone.
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Oh poor poor Fargo. That doesn't suprise me in the least.

	Dean Winchester was the biggest gangster since Al Capone.
	... afterward, Dean Winchester tried to get on the price is right and failed.
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Oh, Dean. I bet Sammy could have been on The Price is Right

	John Winchester made pandas extinct.
	... afterward, John Winchester woke up beside a horse.
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Damn it John! Think of the pandas.

	Lex Luthor successfully averted WW3 with some covert operation that is top secret.
	... afterward, Lex Luthor asked out a chair then made sweet, sweet love to it.
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I know that Lana is a little wooden, but I don't know if I'd call her a chair.

	Lee Adama ate the most chilicheese dogs at the 2043 world's fair.
	... afterward, Lee Adama tried to cover up a bizarre love triangle involving them and two monkeys.
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Oh Fat!Lee. You'll always amuse me.

	Captain Jack was the first person to successfully mate with a bear.
	... afterward, Captain Jack got into a car accident while talking on a cell phone.
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You know, it doesn't suprise me that Jack would mate with a bear.

	Ianto Jones revolutionized the world by taking down google.
	... afterward, Ianto Jones got into a car accident while talking on a cell phone.
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Ianto! Your OTPness with Jack is so total that you both died while talking to each other on cell phones.

	Ben Sisko figured out the undisputed meaning of life.
	... afterward, Ben Sisko got into a car accident while talking on a cell phone.
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This is wrong. Ben Sisko is the meaning of life.