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We need to talk.
I want to talk about Pirates, but first I feel the need to discuss my poll.
The first question was a matter of preferance, so whatever. But honestly people, Superman isn't going to beat Batman. For one reason. Batman is a mean bastard. He's gonna fight dirty,in fact, he probably keeps kryponite in his utility belt. You know it's true. And he hates how Superman is always all, "I have super powers. I get to be in charge. Look at me, I'm all goodness and light." He really just wants to kick him in the face. Then brood about it for a while. It's what he does.
It did please me that no one voted for Clooney for best Batman.![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
badasstronaut made me laugh by voting for Adam West though. :) Tom Welling and Michael Rosenbaum were voted best Superman and Lex. Not suprising, knowing my flist.
Maybe I should do a poll for the most annoying Lois. And a "Who would you rather throw over a cliff?" poll. Lana or Lois. I guess I could include Chloe, but if you picked her, I'd have to break you in half.
I liked it. Yes, they could have cut out everything on the canibal island, but at least it was amusing.
Orlando is like the cutest thing to ever cute, and I don't care that I feel like a 13 year old girl when I fangirl him. He's worth it. If only for his very nice back. They should have him take his clothes off more often.
Johnny, of course, practically burned the theater down with his hotness.
I just want to know how Keira Knightly got so blessed, that she got to kiss Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom. I would like to kiss them, perhaps she should share some of the piratey hotness. I've got to wonder if Johnny felt like a dirty old man though. I mean, he's like my dad's age, and she's younger than me, so... you know. Weirdness.
Norrington was about 15 different kinds of hot in this movie. I was so excited to see him.
The threeway sword with Elizabeths temper tantrum, was hilarious. One of my favorite parts. When the three of them were up on the wall of the mill, I kept expecting one of then to say, "I am not left handed." and put their sword in their other hand, like in The Princess Bride. I don't know why. That's just what I was thinking about.
I started jumping up and down in my seat at the end when the voodoo lady was saying something about a captain who could help them, and then we saw the boots. I knew who it was going to be. Who else could it have been other than Barbosa. Most awesome.
Some simple math for you all: If Will loves Elizabeth and Elizabeth=Jack, then Will loves Jack. Throw in Norrington, and you've got OT4 forever! Yay hot pirate foursomes!
I can't wait for the next movie.
The first question was a matter of preferance, so whatever. But honestly people, Superman isn't going to beat Batman. For one reason. Batman is a mean bastard. He's gonna fight dirty,in fact, he probably keeps kryponite in his utility belt. You know it's true. And he hates how Superman is always all, "I have super powers. I get to be in charge. Look at me, I'm all goodness and light." He really just wants to kick him in the face. Then brood about it for a while. It's what he does.
It did please me that no one voted for Clooney for best Batman.
badasstronaut made me laugh by voting for Adam West though. :) Tom Welling and Michael Rosenbaum were voted best Superman and Lex. Not suprising, knowing my flist.Maybe I should do a poll for the most annoying Lois. And a "Who would you rather throw over a cliff?" poll. Lana or Lois. I guess I could include Chloe, but if you picked her, I'd have to break you in half.
I liked it. Yes, they could have cut out everything on the canibal island, but at least it was amusing.
Orlando is like the cutest thing to ever cute, and I don't care that I feel like a 13 year old girl when I fangirl him. He's worth it. If only for his very nice back. They should have him take his clothes off more often.
Johnny, of course, practically burned the theater down with his hotness.
I just want to know how Keira Knightly got so blessed, that she got to kiss Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom. I would like to kiss them, perhaps she should share some of the piratey hotness. I've got to wonder if Johnny felt like a dirty old man though. I mean, he's like my dad's age, and she's younger than me, so... you know. Weirdness.
Norrington was about 15 different kinds of hot in this movie. I was so excited to see him.
The threeway sword with Elizabeths temper tantrum, was hilarious. One of my favorite parts. When the three of them were up on the wall of the mill, I kept expecting one of then to say, "I am not left handed." and put their sword in their other hand, like in The Princess Bride. I don't know why. That's just what I was thinking about.
I started jumping up and down in my seat at the end when the voodoo lady was saying something about a captain who could help them, and then we saw the boots. I knew who it was going to be. Who else could it have been other than Barbosa. Most awesome.
Some simple math for you all: If Will loves Elizabeth and Elizabeth=Jack, then Will loves Jack. Throw in Norrington, and you've got OT4 forever! Yay hot pirate foursomes!
I can't wait for the next movie.
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Norrington without the powdered wig is hot like whoa. I'm hoping for much more of his hotness in P3.
I agree that the entire canibal sequence could have been deleted - especially the necklace of fingers and toes, because just EEWWWW.
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Yes. We should make signs. 'More Norrington Hotness'
Oh ew. I forget about that part. Part of me wonders why they didn't cut the entire thing and have Will meet up with Jack in Tortuga. Two and a half hours is a little long to sit in a theater when there aren't hobbits on the screen.