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If I end up in jail it's because I killed two little kids.
Huh. I was looking at my profile to see how many entries I've posted and found out it's my five year LJversary. And I haven't even posted 1000 entries yet. Apparently I can be A LOT more spammy.
Happy LJversary to me!
In other news, I'm babysitting and the boys are demon spawn. I'm pretty sure. I think they actually like being in timeouts. Every time I tell them to stop doing something or they'll get a timeout, they do it again. I think they've spent more time in timeout than they have playing. I'm ready for them to be picked up now.

Happy LJversary to me!
In other news, I'm babysitting and the boys are demon spawn. I'm pretty sure. I think they actually like being in timeouts. Every time I tell them to stop doing something or they'll get a timeout, they do it again. I think they've spent more time in timeout than they have playing. I'm ready for them to be picked up now.
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Devil spawn would be more interesting though.
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Happy LJversary!
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