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WHAT THE FUCK IS POLIOSIS?

OH SHIT, Y'ALL. SOMEONE REQUESTED RAHM/MARTHA ON THE KINKMEME! That is fucking awesome.

Now, my mom claims that Patches climbed up on the couch and sat like this herself. I don't know whether that's true or not, but I think these pics are pretty awesome.

Am I the only one who thinks that Jeff Dunham and Guitar Guy are totally dating? Do any of you even know who Jeff Dunham is?

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RAHM SHOULD BE THE DOCTOR'S NEW COMPANION, Y/Y?

FUCK THAT SHIT, THE DOCTOR CAN BE RAHM'S FUCKING COMPANION.

OH SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT OH GOD I'M SO SORRY FUCK PLEASE DON'T TELL RAHM I SAID THAT.

I WON'T TELL HIM, BUT I CAN'T PROMISE HE WON'T FIND OUT ANYWAY. IF YOU GET SHOT IN THE FACE IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS, I GUESS WE'LL KNOW HE SAW IT.

OH MY GOD YOUR CAT!!! That really is the fattest cat I've ever seen irl, hahahah.

LOL, I know. We don't know what the hell she's eating. It's certainly not what we're feeding her. We figure she's eating neighbor kids when she goes out.

AHAHA, RAHM FOR ELEVEN! What a beautiful clashing of the worlds that would be.

That shit would be CRAZY.

Holy shit what a fluffy-ass cat. She looks like she should have a beer in one hand and the remote in the other. (Coke sits in that position a lot. It's good for lickin' the fat pouch.)

RAHM/MARTHA WOULD BE FUCKING HOT. THEN AGAIN, RAHM/ANYONE IS FUCKING HOT.

LOL, that's what my mom said about those pictures.

RAHM CAN MAKE ANYTHING HOT. IT'S A SCIENTIFIC FACT.

MY HEAD CAN'T COMPREHEND RAHM/MARTHA. IT'S SO AWESOME AND SO SICK AND I REALLY REALLY WANT TO READ IT.

How much does your cat weigh? Because holy fuck, that's heavier than any of my cats have EVER been, and probably more than all of my cats put together right now.

Lol, I put a tracker on the thread so if someone writes it, I'll know.

I have no idea how much she weighs. My mom probably does. We have her on a low calorie diet, but it doesn't help much when we don't know what the hell she's eating outside. Probably people.

Hee! My cat puts himself in that position occasionally too. And there may be some poundage, but that position tends to make a cat, especially a long-haired one, look even bigger than they actually are. Very cute. (And she has a huge pink tongue!)

Ok the first picture made her look a bit deranged, and the second one was cute but the third picture of Patches was the one that cracked me up. That is one huge fluffy mother fucker of a cat you've got there. ^__^

I need to get a big fat cat. An orange one. That can go out and harass the neighborhood's dogs and eat small children that cross its path.

EPIC CAT IS EPIC. And beautiful, too. What a pretty kitty!

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