Character Meme

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First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

1. Daniel Jackson (SG1)
2. Nick Stokes (CSI)
3. Greg Sanders (CSI)
4. Dan Rydell (Sports Night)
5. Greg House (House)
6. Sark (Alias)
7. James Wilson (House)
8. Fox Mulder (X-files)
9. Vala (SG1)
10. Ben Sisko (DS9)
11. Rodney McKay (SGA)
12. Jack O'Neill (SG1)


Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Sark/Rodney McKay
No, but I would. Imagine what would happen if Sark found out about the Stargate program. Fun!

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Dan Rydell
He's my woobie. I heart Dan, but I wouldn't really say he's hot.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Jack O'Neill/Fox Mulder
MPreg. EEK. I expect they'd both blame aliens. They'd be right too. You know Thor had something to do with that shit.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Nick Stokes/Sark
They'd make a hot couple. It'd be all angsty though, because Nick would find out that Sark was really evil and he wouldn't be ok with that. Then it would all be solved by a hot sweaty threesome with Greg. Or something.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
House/Vala or House/Sisko
Ooo. House/Vala. So snarky. So many inappropriate comments. So much fun.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Wilson and Nick/Jack
Wilson would turn around and go to House's house and tell him about it. Then they'd have sex.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Greg Sanders/Sisko
The Defiant is thrown back in time to 2005 and the crew ends up in Las Vegas. When Sisko is the only suspect in a murder can a rookie CSI help prove the Captain's innocence or will his feelings get in the way? -hee. I think I've spent too much time on ff.net reading crappy summaries.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Daniel/Mulder
No, and I want to say there should be, but really Daniel belongs with Jack and Mulder belongs with Scully so I don't think it would happen.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Wilson/Jack
I don't know. I don't write fic, let alone have titles for them.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Dan Rydell/Daniel Jackson
I'd have it be some high school AU crossover where Dan and Daniel are both in love with their best friends, but since their friends are oblivious idiots they decide to just do it together.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Wilson
I don't know if anyone even watches House, let alone read Wilson slash. They should though. If Wilson isn't sexing House on a regular basis no one is. Especially Cameron.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Greg Sanders
Uhhh. Probably. On accident. ;)

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Rodney McKay
I don't think anyone on it watches SG1 or Atlantis so probably not.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Nick/Dan Rydell/House
I don't think so.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Ben Sisko
I don't know. I'll be happy to find out for you and fill you all in though.

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Mulder
One is the loneliest number

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Daniel Jackson/Sark/Jack O'Neill
Ooo. Warning: So hot your brain might melt.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Nick and Sisko
God. Something cheesetastic knowing Nick. This is probably while Sisko's back in time and sexing Greg. They then get involved in a sweaty threesome.

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
House
I don't even remember.

What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Sark
Umm... Bondage. What do you mean that's not a secret? Really he just wants someone to love him for who he is deep on the inside, not just for his sexy evil ass. *right*

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Rodney and Vala
He'd have to be a moron not to. Hell, I'd shag Vala. If I can get her and Daniel in bed with me I'd be happy.

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Greg Sanders and Wilson
I'd like to think they share.

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Daniel Jackson and Vala are in a happy relationship until Vala suddenly runs off with Dan Rydell. Daniel, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Rodney McKay and a brief unhappy affair with Jack O'Neill, then follows the wise advice of House and finds true love with Greg Sanders.
Title:
Who would read it? Well me for one. I think everyone should read this fic. It's cracktastic wonderfulness, but strangely almost possible.
Who should write it? I don't know. But I will be someone's whore if they do.

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Wilson/Mulder
Confused. Why is Mulder in New Jersey? Or why is Wilson on the run with Mulder? Where are House and Scully? Are there foursomes? Can I join in?

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freakin' sweet. dour has been giving me funny looks since I was cracking up laughing at your answers.... ;) (p.s. you should call dour.)