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bubbles83I fucking love her.
First of all, I don't really need to hear about Simon and Ryan's sexploits in bunny suits. Weirds me out. And if you had stuck some fruit on Paula's head she would have looked like the Chaquita Banana woman. Oh, and if her top had been cut any lower she wouldn't have needed the top at all. I know House comes on after Idol, but Paula is no Cuddy. I'd like her breasts to stay as covered as possible. Please.
Now on to the show.
I really enjoyed Chris. I thought it was awesome. But I'm also a big fan of the song...and Chris, so I might be biased. Also, I totally thought he was channeling Simon Tam in that vest.
Paris was great, but I like her most of the time too. I wasn't a huge fan of what she was wearing though. It was kind of boring.
Taylor...was his usual. He has a good voice and I was enjoying most of it till he started jackassing around the stage. Then I had to look away.
Elliot bored me. A lot. I started looking at the ingredients list on my lifesavers package.
Kellie. That was horrific. She looked pretty, but tonight was not her night. At all. Made me wish I hadn't wasted the lifesavers on Elliot.
Ace. Wow. I don't think there are words in the english language for Ace tonight. I just...that suit. That hair. Oh god. The hair. I couldn't actually tell you how he sang tonight because I was so distracted by what he was wearing. It looked like he should be helping his uncle run the casino or something. In a Your're-Only-Here-Because-You're-My-Sisters-Son-And-I-Owe-Her sort of way.
Katherine wins at my love, the internets and at life in general. Because she is beautiful and amazing. And I love that song and her version of it.
So in conclusion, my bottom three would be Kellie, Ace and Elliot. Katherine should have my babies and be queen of the universe.
I'm going to leave this to a few sentences.
1. House is tired from all the sexing he and Wilson have been doing.
2. Cameron needs to shut up now. Which is sad because she was doing so well in the not wishing her fired or dead category the last few weeks
3. Cuddy is awesome. Always. Aww, sweet revenge.
4. Foreman=House and is also awesome. But doesn't have Cuddy's rack...what? They focus on it enough in the show, I figure I can focus on it too. Cuddy/Cuddy's boobs OTP 4EVA!
Can I whine about Lost for just a minute as well? I put in my tape for last weeks episode and got all excited because I saw Wayne Pygram's name as a guest star. I was all, "Rock on. Scorpius! Woot." Then the tape frelling stopped about 20 minutes in and I never got to see him. All the more reason to get TIVO man.
First of all, I don't really need to hear about Simon and Ryan's sexploits in bunny suits. Weirds me out. And if you had stuck some fruit on Paula's head she would have looked like the Chaquita Banana woman. Oh, and if her top had been cut any lower she wouldn't have needed the top at all. I know House comes on after Idol, but Paula is no Cuddy. I'd like her breasts to stay as covered as possible. Please.
Now on to the show.
I really enjoyed Chris. I thought it was awesome. But I'm also a big fan of the song...and Chris, so I might be biased. Also, I totally thought he was channeling Simon Tam in that vest.
Paris was great, but I like her most of the time too. I wasn't a huge fan of what she was wearing though. It was kind of boring.
Taylor...was his usual. He has a good voice and I was enjoying most of it till he started jackassing around the stage. Then I had to look away.
Elliot bored me. A lot. I started looking at the ingredients list on my lifesavers package.
Kellie. That was horrific. She looked pretty, but tonight was not her night. At all. Made me wish I hadn't wasted the lifesavers on Elliot.
Ace. Wow. I don't think there are words in the english language for Ace tonight. I just...that suit. That hair. Oh god. The hair. I couldn't actually tell you how he sang tonight because I was so distracted by what he was wearing. It looked like he should be helping his uncle run the casino or something. In a Your're-Only-Here-Because-You're-My-Sisters-Son-And-I-Owe-Her sort of way.
Katherine wins at my love, the internets and at life in general. Because she is beautiful and amazing. And I love that song and her version of it.
So in conclusion, my bottom three would be Kellie, Ace and Elliot. Katherine should have my babies and be queen of the universe.
I'm going to leave this to a few sentences.
1. House is tired from all the sexing he and Wilson have been doing.
2. Cameron needs to shut up now. Which is sad because she was doing so well in the not wishing her fired or dead category the last few weeks
3. Cuddy is awesome. Always. Aww, sweet revenge.
4. Foreman=House and is also awesome. But doesn't have Cuddy's rack...what? They focus on it enough in the show, I figure I can focus on it too. Cuddy/Cuddy's boobs OTP 4EVA!
Can I whine about Lost for just a minute as well? I put in my tape for last weeks episode and got all excited because I saw Wayne Pygram's name as a guest star. I was all, "Rock on. Scorpius! Woot." Then the tape frelling stopped about 20 minutes in and I never got to see him. All the more reason to get TIVO man.