Narf

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We're supposed to hate Owen, right? He's supposed to be the sleazy rapist guy and we're supposed to hate him. Please tell me I'm right, and we aren't supposed to be amused by the fact that he raped two people. Because I'm not.

Other than that I'm not complaining. Jack is freaking immortal because TARDIS!Rose brought him back wrong. Jack is Buffy! And he stands on the tops of buildings with his billowy jacket. Jack is Angel. So if Jack has sex with Gwen does he loose his soul/immortality?

I love that there's an invisibling spot in Cardiff from that one time with the TARDIS.

Ianto does nothing, but I love him more than life. And Toshiko is awesome too. They should have awesome babies, and kill Owen. Not necessarily in that order.

I'm disappointed that Jack has not sexed anyone yet. He's Jack. He should be sexing everyone in sight. Perhaps he is just doing massive amounts of wanking. With the doctor's hand! That's what he does with it. I know it. What else would you do with David Tennant's hand in a jar? *want's Jack to sexmeet Ten liek woah*

Umm. Yes. There are other thoughts about Torchwood, but I always get distracted thinking about Ten and Jack and wanking.





















I can't believe you killed my Eko. I said last week that if you killed Eko, you would be dead to me. And you did. You bastards. You know I can't quit you. I'll hate you for it forever, but I'll keep watching. Because I can't stop. You make no sense and I don't think you have any idea where you're going, but I can't stop watching. It might have something to do with Jack doing chin-ups. I don't even like Jack, but DAMN. I think you should let him, Sawyer and Sayid do some naked mud wrestling. Just think of the ratings. Umm...I had other things to say? But now I'm pretty distracted thinking about mud wrasslin. Huh.