My resolutions

[bubbles83]

In the year 2007 I resolve to: Learn how to dismantle land mines. Get your resolution here.

I didn't before, but I kind of want to now.

In the year 2007 I resolve to: Have at least one orgasm per hour. Get your resolution here.

Indeed.

In the year 2007 I resolve to: Masturbating at least twice a day. Get your resolution here.

Well if I'm going to get one orgasm per hour I guess I 'm gonna have to. :)


I'm thinking about getting myself a new Razar phone when I go to the mall today. It's all pretty and pink, and can be friends with Princess Sheppardina. I don't know if I want to spend $300 dollars on a new phone right now though. I just don't know if I can live for another year without text messages, knowing what time it is, and knowing who's calling me.