Fucking Christmas

Oh Jesus Christ! Halloween was TWO DAYS AGO! It's too damn early for Christmas commercials. I'm going to kill myself now...

Ha! I liked them both so I'm using them both!

I Voted... Did You?



I Voted... Did You?

Don't let the wrath of P. Diddy befall you

I'm sending this out to all my friends out there. Please vote today. I don't want you to be whacked by P. Diddy.

I'm SUPER SEXY!

Voting is super sexy y'all. I've avoided all election news like the plague. I'm so nervous that we'll be stuck with the squinty eyed shrub for another four years. If he gets elected I'm already planning my escape to Canada or maybe England, I've always wanted to go there. I'm getting ready to head to the convention center, then to Molly's for a PARTAY!!! Only time will tell whether I'm drinking to celebrate or drinking to forget the Election Tragedy of Aught Four.

*My apologies to all shrubs I may have inadvertantly offended in comparing them to Bush.