Conversations with Weirdos

I went to McDonald's last night with Sarah and Meaghan and we had some very odd conversations. My favorite though? This one:
Meaghan: ...And he had a vibrator in the safe. With his guns.
Me: It should be a magazine. Instead of Guns and Ammo, you have Guns and Dildos.
Sarah: It can also be used as a nightstick.
Meaghan: And it comes with a handy flashlight attachment.

We are so weird. I don't know what is wrong with us.