Who's up for drinks in Tortuga?

The Cutting Edge is on right now. *Bliss*

Last night I had a dream that Amelia and I were pirates trying to find treasure. We stopped off at this bar to talk to a midget and Naima was our serving wench. I have no idea where that came from, but I thought you two would find it interesting.

Poop, pee, poo, I choose you!

Oh Jen Garner. I love you in so many ways. You are fabulous. And boobilicous. You should thank dear Violet.

After we watched The Oscars my family played Scatagories. I won, because I am awesome, with a score of 47 points. Which I thought was odd, since I was wearing my Rambalidis baseball tee with 47 on the back. Coincidence? Or proof that there is an obscure prophecy written about me somewhere?

After Scatagories we played Who wants to be a millionaire. According to my mother, there are 52 states. 46 of them in the contiguous US. And my sister Caity informed me that we aren't Christian, we're English. Sometimes I worry about my family.