I saw the greatest movie ever

Uzumaki is the most awesome movie ever. It's about this town that becomes obsessed with spirals. It makes less than no sense, but was hilarious. I mean it was supposed to be scary, but people turned into snails. I'm not even kidding. Giant human snails. It was so awesome. If you can find it, I suggest you watch it.

Conversations with my family

"That's one fourth of the school."
"It is not. It's a quarter."
"..."

*****

"I feel empty without my eyeliner."
"You mean naked?"
"Whatever."