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Macy's called. They want me to come back and work in the Petites department. I could use another job, but I really don't want to go back to Macy's. I liked working there, but I like not working there even more. It was nice having weekends and evenings back. Plus my feet and back don't hurt all the time anymore. But I really should take it. I don't like being a grown up. Make it stop.

Help me spend my money

When I got my phone it had a $50 mail-in rebate with it. I finally got the damn thing in the mail the other day and have been plotting what I want to buy.

I was all set to go buy this totally awesome remote control Dalek. Which is awesome. I could make it go around the house attacking my siblings. I could buy cats just so I could freak them out. It would be awesome.

But then I was bored, and surfing around Amazon (The website. I was not surfing in the Amazon River) while watching Countdown and I decided that I wanted to get The Worst Person in the World: And 202 Strong Contenders. Plus I can get The Big Show to go with it. And I was torn.

And now I'm going through a Sports Night renaissance or something. I've been devouring fic and I miss the show so much. And I don't own the DVDs. I think it's time to give up asking for them. I ask for them for every gift giving holiday (and some not gift giving ones. I think Arbor Day is a perfectly good excuse to get Sports Night), but my parents never get it for me. So now I want that too.

So I'm asking you, dear flist. What should I do?

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I think my life is complete

Reason I love my flist #695:

I just heard Anderson Cooper say the word "ejaculate" and "whacked off"

I am in a good place. A good place, INDEED.

PS: I am cheating on my wife with an underaged boy.

There are a few new people on my flist now. Hi guys. Welcome to the insanity.

I feel like I should do one of those All About Me posts, but I never know what to say, so this post is All About You. Fill out the poll. Choose carefully, your answers will determine how I silently judge you. I'm lying. It won't be silent.

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And since you were kind enough to give me reasons to mock you, I guess you can get to know me. Ask me anything. I'll answer it. No matter how embarrassing.