There is nothing more uncommon than common sense.

I picked up my prescription sunglasses today. First of all, I always forget how clear things are when I have the right prescription. I can see leaves on trees. They aren't just fuzzy green things anymore! Secondly, it's pretty awesome having all that AND have them be sunglasses! I don't have to be all squinty eyed anymore. It's very exciting.

After we got my glasses, my mom and I went to Fred Meyer and I ended up buying the first two seasons of The West Wing. They're regularly $45, but they were on sale for $20. I couldn't resist that.

The Time 100 list is out. And you know, whatever. I don't really care about that. I do however like the ALT 100 list. Some highlights

2. Anderson Cooper - Anderpants is the second most important person IN THE WORLD.

28. Jesus - More important than Jack Bauer (43), but less than Anderson.

36. Toyota Prius - Isn't even a person. I laughed pretty hard.

90. Barak Obama - Barak is all the way down at 90? That makes me a little sad.

98. Nancy Grace - Nancy Grace made the list? Any list? Really? But not Jon or Stephen?

99. Ashley Tisdale - *snort*

In other news, SPIDERS! Way to permanently freak me the fuck out.

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Anderson apologizes for the duck comments on Friday. I thought it was funny. Horrible, but funny. Quack.

It's wrong to slash my brother with his friend, right? I overheard this conversation today:

Brother on the phone with Dad: No dad. I suck on it and Stephen sticks it in.

Dad: *says something on the phone*

Brother: I'm not going to get any diseases, Dad. I don't swallow.

I have NO CLUE what they were talking about, and to be honest, I don't really want to know. There's no way it's as interesting.

I love my Comedy Central boys

"I knew he was a fuckin' robot." THEY DIDN'T BLEEP IT! Oh, Daily Show. I love it when the swear words get missed.

Toss! You're so much better when you aren't pre-taped.

What the hell is your book about? Hee, Stephen. ENVIROPORN!