There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb

So... Last night I had a dream that Seven, Nine, and Ten were judges on an American Idol type show. And obviously Keith and Stephen had to be there, singing "I Got You Babe." They were so horrible that Seven rode out of there on a cow. It was all very disturbing, and I had to share my dismay.

A couple of links:

Need a chain mail shirt?

I need someone to give me $200 and a video iPod. (Go to the additional images page. It made me giggle)

( And just because I warped you mind with my bizarro American Idol cow dream, I give you the awesomeness of D.Hew )

Sooner Aced Porn

HAHAHA! Oh man. It's a lot of fun to put celebrity names into the ANAGRAMER!

For instance:

Anderson Cooper: Coarsened Porno, A Cornered Snoop, A Censored Porno, Nor Capered Soon, Creased On Porno, Dance Poorer Son, Rope Dancer Soon, Cared Ones Porno... okay, you get the idea. I just really like all the porno ones.

Keith Olbermann: Terminable Honk, Anklebone Mirth, Bleaker Moth Inn (Not someplace I'd stay), Him Knot Enabler, Hot Mink Enabler, Or Thinkable Men, Nor Helm Beatnik, Hi Trek Nobleman, Ramble One Think... I really like Anklebone Mirth and I'm not sure why.

Jon Stewart: Jaws Rotten, Jars Not Wet, Rant To Jews, Tan Jews Rot, At Wrens Jot (I don't know what a 'jot' is, just Wren has one), Aw Jet Snort,

Stephen Colbert: Blotch Pretense, Top Tern Belches, Benches Pert Lot, Stop Lent Breech, Enter Belch Post, Berth Colts Peen... Oh, Peen.

David Tennant: Invent Dad Tan, Vend and Taint... okay David's wasn't very interesting.

Freema Agyeman: Manage Rye Fame, Any Meager Fame, Agree Many Fame, Gay Enema Frame, Yearn Mega Fame, Gayer Fame Name, Fear Gamey Name, Gay Fem Men Area, Ye Manage Me Afar

George Bush: Grubs Ego Eh, Her Ego Bugs, Uh Begs Gore, He Bugs Gore

David Hewlett: Hit Dad Twelve, Hi Twaddle Vet, Wild Vet Death, Waved Tit Held, DWELT THE DIVA (OMG, my favorite), That Devil Wed, That Lewd Dive

Joe Flaningan: Of Ninja Angel, Inane Flan Jog, Ego Flan Ninja, Enjoin Fan Gal, Gonna Jail Fen (HEE), A Glen Of Ninja, Anal Fen Jog In... okay, there are a lot of Flan ones.

I am Lord Voldemort: Maim Overlord Dolt, A Mild Tom Overlord

I cant STOP. I keep adding more names. Someone take my internet!

[casting spoiler] keeps making me happier and happier

I really love the new Doctor Who pic!

( Season 4 casting spoiler that I think everyone knows by now )

PS: Peeps on my flist, I know that some of you haven't made it through S3 of DW yet, and I was wondering how spoiled you are? I have some icons I want to upload that have [casting spoiler] in them, but I don't want to give anything away if you don't know about it yet.

PPS: TWO WEEKS? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO FOR TWO WEEKS WITHOUT JON AND STEPHEN?