I solved your problems in my spare time. With finger paints.

My incoherent GLEE at watching McKay and Mrs. Miller borders on disgusting.

For you!

Is anyone interested in a free one month trial of Netflix? I have four of them to give out. I quite enjoy having Netflix, and if you don't like it you can always cancel before your month is up.

Sorry, it's only available to people in the US and new users.