I've decided this girl is talking about Edward Cullen. Because you know there are crazypants girls out there who think he's real and that they're married on the astral plane or something.
If I were a Teletubby, I'd have tonight's episode of The Colbert Report playing on my tummy.

If I were a Teletubby, I'd have tonight's episode of The Colbert Report playing on my tummy.
