It's hard to get booze when you're 12.

So it's April 1st. Otherwise known as April Fool's Day. Otherwise known as OMG THERE IS ONE WEEK UNTIL MY 26TH BIRTHDAY HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN Day.

I'm not mature enough to be this old. Not that 26 is old, just, you know, older than I feel like I should be. Of course, if we're going by how old I feel, then I should be about 12, so I guess this is better.

Still, if anyone finds a way to halt this Becoming An Adult shit, please let me know.