a joke, stolen from Chris, who stole it from Desertfoxx

[bubbles83]

US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school. After a few minutes of speaking he says, I will now answer any questions you have.

A boy named Timmy stands up and says: I have four questions:

1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?
3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties?
4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?

Just then the bell goes off and the kids rushed out to play! Upon returning, Mr. Ashcroft said: "I am sorry we were interrupted. I will answer any questions you have."

A little girl named Julie stands up and says: I have six
questions:

1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?
3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil
liberties?
4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
5. Why did the bell ring twenty minutes early?
6. Where is Timmy?

Comments

[ex-ilovetheb284.livejournal.com]

Ahhhaaaa I love it!

♥ N

[silverskit.livejournal.com]

That's grrreat.

[mrsarcastic.livejournal.com]

I know! Isn't it the BEST!?

It should jsut hop from one journal to another... and another... and another! ;)

[parisatnight.livejournal.com]

I love it!