I am a huge freak AKA: Why boys don't like me

[bubbles83]

AHH!! I'm such an idiot. I was on the elevator with this hot guy who had the most amazing eyelashes I've ever seen so of course I was staring at them. And then he noticed me staring at him, and I felt like a GINORMOUS loser. Then as I was getting off the elevator I tripped over the edge. Man, I'm such a dork. No wonder I can't get guys interested in me. I guess it's a good thing I have a rich inner life cuz my outer life is broke ass.