Sydney's mom has got it goin' on...

[bubbles83]

First of all, Shower Spy Sex is hot. Because we get Michael Vartan without a shirt. Mmm. And I'm assuming that Syd and Vaughn were supposed to go to Santa Barbara together, but then that disappeary thing happend in season 3. If so, and thats when he was going to propose, thats cute.

I'm wondering if things are awkward on set when they have to do kissy and touchy scenes. I can see how that might be slightly uncomfortable, what with the not dating and Jen dating Ben Affleck now. I personally don't understand that. I mean, I'm about a big of a fan of Ben Affleck as that man gets anymore, but I still would rather be with Michael Vartan. He is my Secret!Spy!Lover. Mikey, if you read this, give me a call. I need some love.

And who the hell is Elena Derevko? I mean I figure it's like Irina's sister or something, but should I know her? Is she someone who was introduced in a season I haven't seen yet, or is everyone as confused as me?

OK. Thats over. Now I want to say that Netflix is wonderful because I just finished the first season of Alias and it kicked ass! Serious ass. Sark is SOOPER hot. So hot I have lost the ability to spell correctly. I would like to have all his evil babies. And David Anders is from Oregon. Grants Pass to be specific, so we have something in common. We could have little Oregonian babies and it would be wonderful. David, if you read this, give me a call. I need some love sweetie.

I also started season two today. I'd like to say that I consider myself mostly straight. I'm all about guys, but occasionally there are women that I'm like Damn, she's hot and I would totally sleep with her. Lena Olin is one of those. Seriously. The woman is so hot my television practically melted.

Oh, I almost forgot. Jack Bristow? Totally my Secret!Spy!Boyfriend. He shot that douchey CIA/FBI/Mole guy in the head. That was awesome. And in the season premire when Syd's all, what's gonna happen to Will? And Jack just looks at him and says, "You're gonna have a hard time." All with this, "you're totally fucked" look on his face. It is fabulous and quite possibly the best line I have yet to hear on Alias. Jack owns my soul. My love for him is undeniable, and yes it might mean I have some daddy issues I don't know about. I don't care. Victor Garber, if you read this, give me a call. I need some love.

Oh I'm sure I'll have more thoughts later, but I'm tired and need to sleep.

ETA: I'm so glad that when Angel ended Joss's people all ended up with JJ. Except for Marti. Thank god. Devil Woman. Drew Goddard and Jeff Bell are awesome and I love them.


My love for Chunky Monkey ice cream is a pure and holy thing and nothing can take it away. It is wonderful and fabulous and possibly a sign that there is a god and that she loves us and wants us to be happy.