OMG. I was so bored today!
Oct. 2nd, 2005 11:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bubbles83People, when I'm bored I do bad things. Very bad things. Like memes and doodling on my computer. Then, since I'm obviously a sadist, I must share them with you.
NC-17 version of the 12 Characters Meme:
1. John Sheppard (SGA)
2. Harry Potter (HP)
3. Vala (SG1)
4. Sydney Bristow (Alias)
5. Miles O'Brien (DS9)
6. Daniel Jackson (SG1)
7. Teyla (SGA)
8. Remus Lupin (HP)
9. Seth Cohen (OC)
10. Allison Cameron (House)
11. Julian Bashir (DS9)
12. Jack O'Neill (SG1)
Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to?
Bashir - Totally Miles.
Would you rather do 3 or 5?
Vala or O'Brien - Vala! Miles is the man, but Vala is smokin' hot.
Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
Syd or Shep - Shep all the way. Syd gets on my nerves.
12 + 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
Jack/Harry - No. I don't wanna do this one. I'm going to have nightmares now
Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your flist is most likely to write it?
O'Brien/Seth - Hmm. Probably in some weird fantasy of Seth's where he's in Starfleet, they have an illicit affair and have lots of sex in the engine room on the Defiant. I have no idea who would read such a bizarre pairing.
When 12 masturbates, s/he thinks about...
Jack - Daniel of course. Possibly Mary Steenbergen. One of the greatest tragedies of the SG universe is that they never come across a parallel universe where Jack ends up with Mary Steenbergen.
What is 11's favorite sex toy?
Bashir - Some fancy space toy he got on Risa that none of us would even comprehend.
Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Jack/Teyla/Shep - I can't come up with titles. I'd need to see the story first. I would totally read this. I probably have actually... Warnings? NC-17
Who's more likely to be tied up during (consensual) sex, 2 or 6?
Harry or Daniel - Daniel would. He and Jack love that sort of thing.
If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Bashir/Vala - I don't know. I'd want to say Bashir, but he kept that genetic engineering thing a secret for a long time. No one would believe Vala anyway though. She says she has sex with everyone.
As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
Teyla/O'Brien - To have O'Brien go away and go get Ronon.
Choose a food item for 4 & 12 to use together.
Syd/Jack - Fruit Loops.
8 + 4 are in a fulltime D/s relationship. Who's the top?
Remus/Syd - Do you even have to ask? Syd is a total top.
What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if s/he had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
Remus and O'Brien - If I had Remus in my bed, I'd sex him for a very long time. If O'Brien had Remus in bed he'd probably wonder what was going on and where Julian was.
What wouldn't 10 + 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
Cameron/Syd - Cameron doesn't say anything. She doesn't want House and the other ducklings to bug her about it. Syd is just doing it as part of a mission, so she doesn't tell anyone either.
10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
Cameron/Seth - Cameron gets a tattoo saying, "I LOVE SETH COHEN AND HE LOVES ME. I'm totally over House." right in the middle of her forehead. Subtlety has never been her strong point. Obviously, the writing will need to be small to fit there, but she also has a shirt that says the same thing, so it doesn't really matter.
Imagine that 2 writes erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
Harry and Julian/Daniel - Awww. I like that Harry writes DS9/Stargate crossover fic. That's cute. He's such a fanboy. It would be an angsty fic because Harry is all about the angst.
If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
Harry and Remus - Remus would turn bright red, turn around, and want to know what the hell is going on.
And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale:
9(Seth) and 1(Shep) are having a quickie in a broom closet when 8(Remus) walks in on them. Naturally enough, 8(Remus) joins in, first paging 3(Vala), who's in the middle of fucking 5(O'Brien) into the mattress. 3(Vala) abandons 5(O'Brien) on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and 5(O'Brien), irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous 4(Syd) attempts to rescue him. But 5(O'Brien) will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where 10(Allison Cameron) is one of his regular clients.
a) The story you've just written is closest to the canon of which 'verse?
None of them. I guess I could see something like this happening on The OC...
b) What would you entitle this story?
No More Crack for You
c) who's most out of character?
Probably O'Brien. Maybe Remus
d) who on your flist would read it?
I would. I'd probably spork out my eyes later, but I'd read it.
e) who on your flist is probably writing this right now?
Hopefully no one.
Four reasons why Christina should never be allowed near her computers paint program ever again:
Aww. Ron and Harry are so cute when they're in denial.
What John and Rodney do when they get bored.
The gang misses Jack
He's not really in Washington. That's just what Thor wants us to think.
I think this entry might be proof of the fact that my brain has ceased to function. Please send help...
NC-17 version of the 12 Characters Meme:
1. John Sheppard (SGA)
2. Harry Potter (HP)
3. Vala (SG1)
4. Sydney Bristow (Alias)
5. Miles O'Brien (DS9)
6. Daniel Jackson (SG1)
7. Teyla (SGA)
8. Remus Lupin (HP)
9. Seth Cohen (OC)
10. Allison Cameron (House)
11. Julian Bashir (DS9)
12. Jack O'Neill (SG1)
Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to?
Bashir - Totally Miles.
Would you rather do 3 or 5?
Vala or O'Brien - Vala! Miles is the man, but Vala is smokin' hot.
Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
Syd or Shep - Shep all the way. Syd gets on my nerves.
12 + 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
Jack/Harry - No. I don't wanna do this one. I'm going to have nightmares now
Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your flist is most likely to write it?
O'Brien/Seth - Hmm. Probably in some weird fantasy of Seth's where he's in Starfleet, they have an illicit affair and have lots of sex in the engine room on the Defiant. I have no idea who would read such a bizarre pairing.
When 12 masturbates, s/he thinks about...
Jack - Daniel of course. Possibly Mary Steenbergen. One of the greatest tragedies of the SG universe is that they never come across a parallel universe where Jack ends up with Mary Steenbergen.
What is 11's favorite sex toy?
Bashir - Some fancy space toy he got on Risa that none of us would even comprehend.
Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Jack/Teyla/Shep - I can't come up with titles. I'd need to see the story first. I would totally read this. I probably have actually... Warnings? NC-17
Who's more likely to be tied up during (consensual) sex, 2 or 6?
Harry or Daniel - Daniel would. He and Jack love that sort of thing.
If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Bashir/Vala - I don't know. I'd want to say Bashir, but he kept that genetic engineering thing a secret for a long time. No one would believe Vala anyway though. She says she has sex with everyone.
As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
Teyla/O'Brien - To have O'Brien go away and go get Ronon.
Choose a food item for 4 & 12 to use together.
Syd/Jack - Fruit Loops.
8 + 4 are in a fulltime D/s relationship. Who's the top?
Remus/Syd - Do you even have to ask? Syd is a total top.
What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if s/he had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
Remus and O'Brien - If I had Remus in my bed, I'd sex him for a very long time. If O'Brien had Remus in bed he'd probably wonder what was going on and where Julian was.
What wouldn't 10 + 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
Cameron/Syd - Cameron doesn't say anything. She doesn't want House and the other ducklings to bug her about it. Syd is just doing it as part of a mission, so she doesn't tell anyone either.
10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
Cameron/Seth - Cameron gets a tattoo saying, "I LOVE SETH COHEN AND HE LOVES ME. I'm totally over House." right in the middle of her forehead. Subtlety has never been her strong point. Obviously, the writing will need to be small to fit there, but she also has a shirt that says the same thing, so it doesn't really matter.
Imagine that 2 writes erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
Harry and Julian/Daniel - Awww. I like that Harry writes DS9/Stargate crossover fic. That's cute. He's such a fanboy. It would be an angsty fic because Harry is all about the angst.
If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
Harry and Remus - Remus would turn bright red, turn around, and want to know what the hell is going on.
And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale:
9(Seth) and 1(Shep) are having a quickie in a broom closet when 8(Remus) walks in on them. Naturally enough, 8(Remus) joins in, first paging 3(Vala), who's in the middle of fucking 5(O'Brien) into the mattress. 3(Vala) abandons 5(O'Brien) on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and 5(O'Brien), irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous 4(Syd) attempts to rescue him. But 5(O'Brien) will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where 10(Allison Cameron) is one of his regular clients.
a) The story you've just written is closest to the canon of which 'verse?
None of them. I guess I could see something like this happening on The OC...
b) What would you entitle this story?
No More Crack for You
c) who's most out of character?
Probably O'Brien. Maybe Remus
d) who on your flist would read it?
I would. I'd probably spork out my eyes later, but I'd read it.
e) who on your flist is probably writing this right now?
Hopefully no one.
Four reasons why Christina should never be allowed near her computers paint program ever again:
Aww. Ron and Harry are so cute when they're in denial.
What John and Rodney do when they get bored.
The gang misses Jack
He's not really in Washington. That's just what Thor wants us to think.
I think this entry might be proof of the fact that my brain has ceased to function. Please send help...