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bubbles83YOUR NAME
(1) The singular boring question: What is your name? christina
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? No idea
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you? Nope
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? Well Jeremiah is a really great name... :)
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? Kristin or chrstine
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? no, I'd give myself a really cool new name
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? No
(8) Do you think God has a gender? No
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion? No
(10) Do you believe in organized religion? No
(11) Where do you think we go when we die? Disneyland. Silly we either get buried or we get cremated. Although think about how creepy it would be to go on splash mountain with a corpse
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section? Yes
HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh? Easy
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? Mary, Kaylene or Jeremiah
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? Yeah...
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? Sometimes
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? googly smooch pah
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? I dont' know
MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? of course. I dance when people are looking too, it's bad either way
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? I don't know. What a random question
*where's 21?
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? The stupid ass All the Things She said. I freaking hate that song now
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? Well as a joke I gave my boss the song I'm horny but in truth that really describes me pretty well
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? hmm... well since I sing horribly I would sing Somewhere Out There but it would have to be with Kaylene since we do a kick ass duet together
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? The peanut vendor song... Man that song rocks!
MOVIES
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? Stigmata That movie rocks
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? In most cases. Although there are some obvious exceptions
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character? Hello Han, duh
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? Movies with really hot guys who are in love with me, cuz there are none of those right now and I really think that they would be good
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? Porn with ugly people and really bad 80's hair
FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? Taste
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? String!
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? Umm... That string chesse is full of yummy goodness
*34 was accosted and is in the hospital recovering from a tree branch lodged in his torso
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? nope. Meat=Yum!
COMPUTERS
(36) Mac or PC? PC.
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works? I take good care of my computer so it does work. I find that taking it out to nice dinners also helps
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? not really
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? yeah.
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? No
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? Yes
(42) What do you love most about the other gender? How cute they are (unless they are ugly. When I am ruler of the universe all Ugly people will be sent to a seperate ugly planet. Unless they prove useful to me in other ways before I send them away)
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? They lie and kind of stink
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender? A lot
CELEBRITIES
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? Hell ya. Yay for hot
(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most? I don't know
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? no
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? I don't know. Someone hot
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why? yeah
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? ooo.... hmmm... Someone who gets to sleep with hot guys
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich? only if he gets to sleep with Ewan McGregor... eww... I just weirded myself out there... Sorry guys
NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? hee
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? No
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number? yep
(55) Do you actually know your IP address? No
(56) Do you know what an IP address is? yeah
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? Nah
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? Oh sweet god yes
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? I don't like math
(60) What do you think of pi? mmm... cherry...
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? No
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? Flattered and uncomfortable
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? Knowing someone
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? I don't know. That would be weird
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? No
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? Sounds good to me.
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? yeah
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? no
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? Hmm... well not right now, but when I get older probably
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence? What number was it... oh... hee
POSSESSIONS
(71) What is your favorite possession?I don't have one. I'm very materialistic
(72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most? Ewan McGregor
(73) How badly do you want it? Very badly
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? Yes
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section? Hee hee. Not long
HOLIDAYS
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you? No! I love it!!! We wish you a merry christmas, we wish you a merry christmas...
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? 29
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? Well I was Mike last year and that was funny, but I don't know about best
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? I used to be a clown every year
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? My birthday
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there? Nation give Christina Healy money day
MEMORIES
(82) How good is your short-term memory? ok
(83) How good is your long-term memory? I don't remember
*84 is just a face on the milk carton
(85) What is your happiest memory (other than recieving this survey)? Finding good friends
(86) What is your strangest memory? I have no clue
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? If I wanted to memorize it I probably would
TEARS
(88) What movie makes/made you cry? sad movies, really happy movies
(89) What book makes/made you cry? Lots of them
(90) What song makes/made you cry? I almost cried the first time I heard Don't take the Girl
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried? Most things I've done this year
THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
(92) Would you like to be cloned? The world needs more Christinas
(93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? hells yeah
(94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? Sure
THIS SURVEY
(95) Do you think that one hundred and one questions is too long? yeah
(96) Do you think the one hundred interesting questions actually were interesting? no
(97) Are you sorry you began filling it out? kinda
(98) What question do you wish it had asked? How long will it take Ewan McGregor to fall in love with Christina?
(99) How would you have answered it? ASAP
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
*100 was eaten alive by a Giant mutant kitten
(101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? I need to pee
(1) The singular boring question: What is your name? christina
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? No idea
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you? Nope
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? Well Jeremiah is a really great name... :)
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? Kristin or chrstine
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? no, I'd give myself a really cool new name
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? No
(8) Do you think God has a gender? No
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion? No
(10) Do you believe in organized religion? No
(11) Where do you think we go when we die? Disneyland. Silly we either get buried or we get cremated. Although think about how creepy it would be to go on splash mountain with a corpse
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section? Yes
HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh? Easy
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? Mary, Kaylene or Jeremiah
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? Yeah...
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? Sometimes
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? googly smooch pah
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? I dont' know
MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? of course. I dance when people are looking too, it's bad either way
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? I don't know. What a random question
*where's 21?
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? The stupid ass All the Things She said. I freaking hate that song now
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? Well as a joke I gave my boss the song I'm horny but in truth that really describes me pretty well
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? hmm... well since I sing horribly I would sing Somewhere Out There but it would have to be with Kaylene since we do a kick ass duet together
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? The peanut vendor song... Man that song rocks!
MOVIES
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? Stigmata That movie rocks
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? In most cases. Although there are some obvious exceptions
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character? Hello Han, duh
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? Movies with really hot guys who are in love with me, cuz there are none of those right now and I really think that they would be good
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? Porn with ugly people and really bad 80's hair
FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? Taste
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? String!
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? Umm... That string chesse is full of yummy goodness
*34 was accosted and is in the hospital recovering from a tree branch lodged in his torso
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? nope. Meat=Yum!
COMPUTERS
(36) Mac or PC? PC.
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works? I take good care of my computer so it does work. I find that taking it out to nice dinners also helps
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? not really
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? yeah.
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? No
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? Yes
(42) What do you love most about the other gender? How cute they are (unless they are ugly. When I am ruler of the universe all Ugly people will be sent to a seperate ugly planet. Unless they prove useful to me in other ways before I send them away)
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? They lie and kind of stink
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender? A lot
CELEBRITIES
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? Hell ya. Yay for hot
(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most? I don't know
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? no
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? I don't know. Someone hot
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why? yeah
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? ooo.... hmmm... Someone who gets to sleep with hot guys
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich? only if he gets to sleep with Ewan McGregor... eww... I just weirded myself out there... Sorry guys
NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? hee
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? No
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number? yep
(55) Do you actually know your IP address? No
(56) Do you know what an IP address is? yeah
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? Nah
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? Oh sweet god yes
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? I don't like math
(60) What do you think of pi? mmm... cherry...
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? No
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? Flattered and uncomfortable
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? Knowing someone
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? I don't know. That would be weird
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? No
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? Sounds good to me.
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? yeah
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? no
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? Hmm... well not right now, but when I get older probably
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence? What number was it... oh... hee
POSSESSIONS
(71) What is your favorite possession?I don't have one. I'm very materialistic
(72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most? Ewan McGregor
(73) How badly do you want it? Very badly
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? Yes
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section? Hee hee. Not long
HOLIDAYS
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you? No! I love it!!! We wish you a merry christmas, we wish you a merry christmas...
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? 29
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? Well I was Mike last year and that was funny, but I don't know about best
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? I used to be a clown every year
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? My birthday
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there? Nation give Christina Healy money day
MEMORIES
(82) How good is your short-term memory? ok
(83) How good is your long-term memory? I don't remember
*84 is just a face on the milk carton
(85) What is your happiest memory (other than recieving this survey)? Finding good friends
(86) What is your strangest memory? I have no clue
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? If I wanted to memorize it I probably would
TEARS
(88) What movie makes/made you cry? sad movies, really happy movies
(89) What book makes/made you cry? Lots of them
(90) What song makes/made you cry? I almost cried the first time I heard Don't take the Girl
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried? Most things I've done this year
THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
(92) Would you like to be cloned? The world needs more Christinas
(93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? hells yeah
(94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? Sure
THIS SURVEY
(95) Do you think that one hundred and one questions is too long? yeah
(96) Do you think the one hundred interesting questions actually were interesting? no
(97) Are you sorry you began filling it out? kinda
(98) What question do you wish it had asked? How long will it take Ewan McGregor to fall in love with Christina?
(99) How would you have answered it? ASAP
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
*100 was eaten alive by a Giant mutant kitten
(101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? I need to pee