I'm SOOPER

[bubbles83]

I HAAAAAATE CLANA. God. Just kill it already. I started off ready to love Lexana, but at this point I hate that too. Life would be greatly improved by the killing of Lana Lang.

Lex's baby is freaky looking.

His wedding is so purple and pink. Like I told lunarknightz, it's either Lana's princess wedding, or Lex's GAYEST WEDDING EVER.

Oh Lex. So crazy. Don't get blood on your nice suit. Isn't killing someone on your wedding day considered bad luck?

Lana is the runaway bride. Bug eyes would be an improvement.

I totally thought Lana said "Gay Mens" and not "Game Hens" and I was all, "OMG, LEX WOULD NEVER WASTE GAY MENS. HE LOVES GAY MENS.

NELL! Aww, she's proud of Lana for snagging herself a rich guy with questionable morals.

Lana locked her in? Devious! Ooo. Snap. Way to use your super hearing to figure out Lana is there. Way to mind your own business Lana.

I like Lana's face when she realizes that Lionel knows too. Yes, even Lionel found out before you. Oh that magnificent bastard. I love him so much.

Chloe looks so pretty. Even the priest is in purple.

I always new Clark had a weird relationship with that dog. Just because you can't be with Lana doesn't mean you can't be with other humans.

Yeah, Lana stood you up. Deal with it.

Lex is so relieved. He totally thought Lana would say no. OH MAN. THE I LOVE YOU KILLED ME.

HI TRICIA. YOU'RE ON NEXT.

Hi Clana. I don't care about you anymore. Or ever really, but can this please really be the end of it.

Hee. Papa Luthor is so mad his son is a dink. Can't even kill someone properly.

THE LOOK. YOU WERE TOTALLY THINKING OF CLARK WHEN YOU KISSED HER LEX. DON'T LIE.

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[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

That's totally what is sounded like. I had to ask my mom what she said because I knew it couldn't be right. I guess it really wouldn't have suprised me. Lex does love his gay mens.