Let's play a game!

[bubbles83]

I'm bored. I need something to keep me entertained at work. We're gonna play Shag, Marry, Cliff. Just in case you don't know how to play I give you a list of three people and you have to pick which one you'll marry, which one you'll sleep with, and which one you shove off a cliff.

And since my flist is made of people from many varied fandoms I'll give you lots of choices and you can pick and choose which one(s) you want to answer!

SGA
Teyla, Elizabeth, Kate
John, Rodney, Ronon
Carson, Lorne, Zelenka

SG1
Daniel, Jack, Cam
Sam, Vala, Janet
Woolsey, Hammond, Landry

SPN
Sam, Dean, John

Smallville
Clark, Lex, Oliver
Lana, Chloe, Lois

Comedy Central
Jon, Stephen, John Oliver

Cable News Dudes
Anderson Cooper, Keith Olbermann, Joe Scarborough
Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly

Sports Night
Dan, Casey, Jeremy
Natalie, Dana, Kim

Heroes
Nathan, Peter, Claire
Mohinder, Sylar, Hiro

ETA: Doctor Who
Nine, Ten, Jack
Martha, Ten, Jack
Two, Four, Seven

Feel free to ask me some too. And if anyone does all of these, you will win a GIANT cookie!

Comments

[pescivendolo.livejournal.com]

The only ones I feel qualified to do are the Heroes ones, but here we go...

Nathan - Shag (mmmhmmmm)
Peter - Cliff
Claire - Marry

Mohinder - Cliff
Sylar - Shag (mmmhmmmm)
Hiro - Marry

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

Holy crap! That was fast.

The Heroes one is hard. I wouldn't want to cliff any of them. *pets Peter and Mohinder and takes them home*

[pescivendolo.livejournal.com]

Haha, I have no qualms about cliffing half of the Heroes cast. But only after they've saved the world. And of course, Peter wouldn't die if you threw him off a cliff, but it would give me a bit of satisfaction. Anything to make up for the bad hair and bad acting.

Although if I cliffed Mohinder, that might make Sylar very very angry. He loves him so.

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

It's true. He might eat your brains after you did it. Even if you didn't have powers.

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

Shag, Marry, Cliff - in order

SGA
Teyla, Elizabeth, Kate
Carson, Lorne, Zelenka

SPN
Dean, John, Sam

Smallville
(heh... can't have Lex twice, sadly.)
Lex, Oliver, Clark
Lana, Chloe, Lois

Comedy Central
Stephen, Jon, John Oliver

Sports Night
Dan, Casey, Jeremy
Natalie, Kim, Dana

Heroes
Claire, Peter, Nathan
Sylar, Hiro, Mohinder

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

I was about to yell at you about cheating. :) I think I'm too nice for this. I always feel so bad about cliffing people. Well, I'd probably cliff Lois too, and I wouldn't feel bad about it. Hell, I'd probably cliff Lana too after I slept with her.

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

Well, dude, yeah. There are only three options! I wouldn't want to cliff John Oliver, but... when up against the Big Two, what can you do? *g*

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

True. I pretty much just doomed poor John Oliver to death. Maybe it's a small cliff with big fluffy flowers at the bottom to break his fall.

[pie-is-good.livejournal.com]

That would make the SPN easier, too. ;)

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

Shag Teyla, marry Elizbaeth, CLIFF KATE *grrr* This was the easiest one, haha.

OH GOD YOU CAN'T MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN THE BOYS! *angsts* For one thing, neither John nor Rodney would make a great husband, and I don't want to cliff any of them! *angsts more* Um.. um.... gun to my head? Shag Rodney, marry John, cliff Ronon. Ronon might survive the fall anyway! *shifty eyes*

Shag Lorne, marry Zelenka, cliff Carson. Sorry Carson!

Shag Dean, marry Sam, cliff John. So what if I'm predictable!

Shag Claire, marry Peter, cliff Nathan. I couldn't pick a better girl to have as my first lesbian lay, Peter would make a great husband, and I want to throw Nathan off a cliff anyway :P

Shag Mohinder, marry Hiro, cliff Sylar!

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

HA! I am evil! I wouldn't partiularly want to be married to either of them, but I think I could handle being married to John more than Rodney. Plus you know that sleeping with Rodney will just turn into threesomes, and once Ronon heals from falling down that cliff, he'll join in too.

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

You ARE evil! Hee! But like you say, it would just become all orgy-like, and eventually I'd just sit back and let the McShep take over, like a good fangirl *g*

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

Aww. Way to take one for the team!

[pie-is-good.livejournal.com]

SPN - I don't want to throw any of them off a cliff, but I'd want to marry Sam and shag Dean. So I guess John goes off the cliff.

Smallville - Again, tough. But Clark would be the best to marry. I think I'd rather shag Oliver. Lex sort of deserves the whole cliff-shoving thing.
And if I was into girls, Chloe would be the marry, Lois the shag, and Lana's going right off the cliff.

TDS - I can't do this one! :( I couldn't push any of my boys off the cliff. I guess I'd have to shove John Oliver off, marry Stephen, and shag Jon.

Heroes - Easy! Nathan I shag, Peter I will marry, and Claire can go off the cliff. Not like it won't hurt her.
The other one? Hmmm. Mohinder is a sort of a moron. He's going off a cliff. And Sylar is super hot, I'd totally do him. Hiro would be a sweet husband, I'm sure, although I don't exactly find him attractive.

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

That's okay. John can come home with me.

I think I'd rather sleep with Lana and then shove her off the cliff with Lois.

Now I'm feeling bad that I doomed John Oliver to death! Because he's cute and all, but I put him up against Jon and Stephen. I'm cruel.

[pie-is-good.livejournal.com]

I didn't really want Lois.

But Lana really fucking needs to go off a cliff. Bad. If doing her and then throwing her off the cliff is an option, I'll do that.

And yeah, poor John Oliver! I love him to pieces, but it's Jon and Stephen!

Oh, and I demand you do a Doctor Who one. Nine, Ten, Jack, GO. (Even though that is pretty easy in my mind. It's either that or Ten, Jack, Martha.)

[pescivendolo.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I second the call for a Doctor Who category. Nine,Ten,Jack would be really difficult (although Nine/Ten/Jack is another story; mrow!).

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

I added a DW category! Nine/Ten/Jack would be very nice, indeed.

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

It's not supposed to be an option, but it's Lana so she gets her own option.

I was going to do a DW one, but I forgot. *sad face*

Marry Ten, Shag Jack, Cliff Nine. OMG NINE! I'M SO SORRY! Maybe cliffing you makes you regenerate into Ten so we can get married!

Marry Martha, Shag Jack, Cliff Ten. That was easy. I like Martha. A lot.

[deadflowerss.livejournal.com]

OK,for the ones I can answer too;

SGA-Marry Ronon(`cos he`s hot and tough),push John on a cliff and sleep with Rodney.

SG1-Sleep with Jack,push Daniel of a cliff and marry Cam.

Heroes-Push Claire of a cliff,sleep with Peter and marry Nathan(`cos he`s juts so purty)

The best for last-SPN-Sleep with Jon,push Sam off a cliff and marry Dean(because one night would just not be enough)

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

I don't think I could push John off a cliff. I'd be so sad for the wasted hotness.

Poor Sammy. I'd totally cliff his ass.

[deadflowerss.livejournal.com]

Yeah,I mean Sammy has the whole sex!biting thing going down,so it would be such a shame to cliff him,but you`re not gonna sacrifice a night with John Winchester for it!

Oh and new category for Doctor Who-

Sleep with Nine,marry Jack and push ten off a cliff.That was so hard-I could just take them all!

Martha push of a cliff,sleep with Jack and marry Ten(DW makes everything so twisted)

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

It's a shame to waste the hotness that is Sammy, but it's John and Dean. Poor kid just can't compete.

The Nine/Ten/Jack one was hard. I'd rather just have some massive Doctor Who orgy with all of them.

[cinderlily.livejournal.com]

This was HARD!

Okay, SGA. I would shag Teyla, Ronon and Lorne. Marry Elizabeth (though, there would be two Elizabeths in the marriage), John, and Carson. I would Cliff, Kate, Rodney (well, I figure he would figure out a way to save himself), and Zalenka (which breaks my HEART!).

SG1. Shag Cam and Vala. Marry Daniel and Sam. Cliff Jack (Sorry, Maguyver) and Janet (no idea who she is).

Sports Night Shag Dan and Kim. Marry Casey and Natalie (preferably TOGETHER). Cliff Dana and Jeremy (Oh g-d, I feel HORRIBLE!)

Heroes. Shag Nathan and Sylar. Marry Mohinder and Peter. Cliff Claire and Hiro (I only feel bad about Hiro, cause Claire would survive.)

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

Cliffing Zlinky makes me SO SAD. I'd totally kick Carson off a cliff. I'd feel bad, but I just couldn't do it to poor Radek.

Janet was the doctor at the SGC for the first seven seasons. She was wonderful, and totally sleeping with Sam. ;)

[pescivendolo.livejournal.com]

Yay Who ones!

Nine-shag Cliff (but like you said, only because it makes him regenerate into Ten, and then we can get married and have lots of Time Baybees)
Ten -shag Marry
Jack-shag Oh, wait, that was right. Shag! And shag some more! And shag again!

Martha - Marry
Ten - Shag
Jack - Cliff (but he'll survive, and then he can join in the shag; hell, Martha can come too, the more the merrier!)

Two - Cliff
Four - Shag
Seven - Marry

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

I think that threesomes are the way to go in the DW fandom!

[pescivendolo.livejournal.com]

They're practically canon.

Or maybe Torchwood has turned our brainz to smutty piles of smut.

Naah, Nine/Rose/Jack was sooo canon.

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

You know, I'm going to admit that I wasn't the biggest Rose fan in season two, but I was all about Nine/Rose/Jack in season one.

[thesuthernangel.livejournal.com]

Since SPN is the only one of those I watch...

Shag - DEAN
Marry - SAM
Cliff - JOHN

Though, after watching "Heart" I realize I may have been all wrong about Sam and should possibly reconsider him as the shagger. Nevertheless, Sam is much better marriage material.

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

No, Dean is totally the shagger. But then again, I'd cliff Sammy and marry John, so maybe I'm not a good judge.

[crystal-lily.livejournal.com]

Okay, let's try all of the SG-1:

Daniel, Jack, Cam
Marry - Daniel, Sleep with - Jack, Cliff - Cam (I love him to death, but you can't beat Jack and Daniel).

Sam, Vala, Janet
Marry - VALA, LIKE WHOA, Sleep with - Sam, Cliff - Janet, who again, I love, but common, it's Vala and Sam.

Woolsey, Hammond, Landry
Marry - Hammond? Cause he's pretty awesome. Sleep with - Landry. Cliff - Woolsey, was there ever really a doubt about it?

NOW YOU! :D

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

I agree with the first one, but I think I'd marry Sam and sleep with Vala. And I'd cliff Landry and sleep with Woolsey. I've got an odd crush on Robert Picardo.

[natacup82.livejournal.com]

SGA
Teyla: Marry. Elizabeth: Shag. Kate: Cliff
John & Rodney:They marry each other. Ronon: Shag
Carson: Cliff. Lorne:Marry. Zelenka: Shag

SG1
Daniel:Cliff (Like he wont come back) Jack: Shag. Cam: Marry
Sam:cliff. Vala:Shag. Janet: Marry
Woolsey, Hammond, Landry...no, just no

SPN
Sam:Shag. Dean:Marry. John:Cliff.

Smallville
Clark:Cliff. Lex:Shag. Oliver: Marry.
Lana:cliff. Chloe:Marry. Lois:Shag.

Heroes
Nathan:Shag. Peter:Marry. Claire:cliff.
Mohinder:Shag. Sylar:cliff. Hiro:Marry.

ETA: Doctor Who
Nine:Marry. Ten:cliff. Jack:Shag.
Martha:Marry. Ten:cliff. Jack:shag.

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

Hee. I decided that I'd marry John and sleep with Rodney. Then we could have threesomes. :)

Doooo the Woolsey one. You know you want to!

[hoshinekoyasha.livejournal.com]

I -love- this game! XD

SGA
PUSH Teyla, MARRY Elizabeth, SHAG Kate
SHAG John, MARRY Rodney, PUSH Ronon
MARRY Carson, SHAG Lorne, PUSH Zelenka

SG1
MARRY Daniel, PUSH Jack, SHAG Cam
MARRY Sam, SHAG Vala, PUSH Janet
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PUSH Woolsey, PUSH Hammond, PUSH Landry XD

Doctor Who
PUSH Nine, MARRY Ten, SHAG Jack
PUSH Martha, MARRY Ten, SHAG Jack
AHHHHHHHH PUSH Two, PUSH Four, PUSH Seven

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

It's the best game ever!

You can't push them all. You have to choose. DOOOO EEEEET! You know you want to be all over Two.

[batsyx.livejournal.com]

Doctor Who
Martha (Cliff)
Ten (Marry)
Jack (Shag)

Comedy Central
Jon (Shag)
Stephen (Marry)
John Oliver (Cliff) but I still love him!

Heroes
Nathan (Shag)
Peter (Marry)
Claire (Cliff) :(

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

I feel so bad that I put John Oliver up there. I sentenced the poor man to death. I don't think anyone would choose him over Jon and Stephen.

[goodtoast.livejournal.com]

Oh gosh. These are difficult.

Lets give it ago....

News:
Marry Keith, Shag Anders and Cliff (awww) Joe
And the next one? Ew ew ew ew. Marry Tucker (only if he wears the bowtie again), s-s-s-hag Sean (shudder) and cliff Bill O'
Hows about you?

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

Marry Anderson, Shag Keith, Cliff Joe (Sorry Joe! I still have a dirty crush on you!)

Marry Tucker, Shag Hannity, Cliff O'Reilly so fast he won't know what happened.