Fresh porn is always better than frozen...

Who wants to play the Christina Is Only Half Paying Attention to the Television and therefore Hears Funny Things game?

Today's edition: Food Network
I couldn't figure out why Rachel Ray needed porn for whatever she was making when I realized she said CORN.

I am such a goober.

Oh metaquotes...

Have you ever read something that made you spit soda all over your moniter than felt the need to wash out your brain. I give you this:

This reminds me of LotR slash my friend told me about, a scene with invisible Boromir running around shouting "It's not on my finger! It's not on my finger!"

From here