I don't have a microwave, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit.

Sometimes, when I'm bored, I like to play with the madlib drabble thingy. You can get the best drabbles out of it. A few of these are brilliant.

( The Miracle Of The Whale )

( A Hairy Day To Kiss )

( Hairy Lang Syne )

( The Whale Prince )