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GOD. I MISS JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN SO MUCH! WHY CAN'T YOU BE ON MY TELEVISION ALL THE TIME.

I in no way want Jeffrey Dean Morgan to slam me into a wall and have his dirty way with me. Except for how I totally do.

I like this guest

"I've got a redwood here."
"You do?"
"Yeah, give me your hand."

OMG, please tell me I'm not the only one who thought that was super dirty?