Let's play a game!

I'm bored. I need something to keep me entertained at work. We're gonna play Shag, Marry, Cliff. Just in case you don't know how to play I give you a list of three people and you have to pick which one you'll marry, which one you'll sleep with, and which one you shove off a cliff.

And since my flist is made of people from many varied fandoms I'll give you lots of choices and you can pick and choose which one(s) you want to answer!

SGA
Teyla, Elizabeth, Kate
John, Rodney, Ronon
Carson, Lorne, Zelenka

SG1
Daniel, Jack, Cam
Sam, Vala, Janet
Woolsey, Hammond, Landry

SPN
Sam, Dean, John

Smallville
Clark, Lex, Oliver
Lana, Chloe, Lois

Comedy Central
Jon, Stephen, John Oliver

Cable News Dudes
Anderson Cooper, Keith Olbermann, Joe Scarborough
Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly

Sports Night
Dan, Casey, Jeremy
Natalie, Dana, Kim

Heroes
Nathan, Peter, Claire
Mohinder, Sylar, Hiro

ETA: Doctor Who
Nine, Ten, Jack
Martha, Ten, Jack
Two, Four, Seven

Feel free to ask me some too. And if anyone does all of these, you will win a GIANT cookie!