Should I send out the search parties?

*taps LJ* Hello. Is this thing on? Did everyone die from Heroes related injuries or something? Why is my flist so quiet? I count on you guys to keep me entertained while I'm at work. Are you...are you guys working? Like at your jobs? I hope not. That thought makes me sad. Maybe you're all writing fic. Perhaps I will come home to porn. That's always nice. Maybe someone is writing me something where Anderson teaches Keith to turn his cell phone to silent. It's not that hard Keith. My eight year old sister can do it. Maybe someone really is writing me that fic where Sylar turns into a unicorn and Peter rides him around New York. I'd like that one.

I miss you guys. Tell me something funny.