The things I do at work when I get bored.

[bubbles83]

So, I'm alone a lot at work, and sometimes I get bored. I have Captain Jack and Will Turner action figures, and a digital camera. Sometimes these things come together with disturbing results.




Meet Captain Jack. He's a pirate.


He's captain of The Black Pearl. It's a loverly ship. I think my drawing accurately depicts this.


This is Will Turner. He's also a pirate. Sort of.


Will and Captain Jack are friends.


When we last saw Captain Jack he was being eaten by a giant vagina monster the kraken.

Somehow, being Captain Jack, he managed to escape.

And Will was very excited to see him.

Will: Ow. Your sword is in my face.
Jack: That's not my sword.
Will: ...
Jack: Oh, my acutal sword.


There was kissing.


The kissing was so good, Jack's hat magically appeared on Will's head.

Kissing leads to other things...

Will: Why do I always have to be on the bottom?
Jack: Because our clothes don't come off and your jacket has those lovely flaps in the back.
Will: Fine.

..that lasted for a while

Will: I have sand in some very uncomfortable places.
Jack: If you don't quit bitching, I'll go find Norrington.

Wil quit bitching and they lived happily ever after. Or at least happily for the next week or so. Then Jack went to find Norrington.

The End.

Comments

[mrsarcastic.livejournal.com]

wow.

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

Look, when I say a lot of time alone, I mean a lot. No one is ever in here with me and I get bored. I need to have some way to entertain myself.

[mmmbopthis.livejournal.com]

yay! that made me giggle.

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

Yay! \o/
I'm glad I gave you a giggle.

[morebrianplease.livejournal.com]

F'ING ROCK ON!!!!!!!!

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

Why thank you. :)