Should I send out the search parties?

[bubbles83]

*taps LJ* Hello. Is this thing on? Did everyone die from Heroes related injuries or something? Why is my flist so quiet? I count on you guys to keep me entertained while I'm at work. Are you...are you guys working? Like at your jobs? I hope not. That thought makes me sad. Maybe you're all writing fic. Perhaps I will come home to porn. That's always nice. Maybe someone is writing me something where Anderson teaches Keith to turn his cell phone to silent. It's not that hard Keith. My eight year old sister can do it. Maybe someone really is writing me that fic where Sylar turns into a unicorn and Peter rides him around New York. I'd like that one.

I miss you guys. Tell me something funny.

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[martoufmarty.livejournal.com]

I'm making a Peter vid!

I started it last week (and got most of it done) I've just been waiting for the finale to finish it.

[schtroumph-c.livejournal.com]

Are you...are you guys working? Like at your jobs?

Naw, it's soon bedtime here. But I should work on my book. If I find caffeine.

Tell me something funny.

Batman wearing a tutu and pink tights. And dancing.

[pescivendolo.livejournal.com]

Wellllll, I'm at work, but I haven't actually done THAT much work today. We had a work party. A "resident roast" for the graduating residents. Which meant lots of food and an excuse to not work. Not like I need one most of the time.

I've been adding some new icons. (http://www.livejournal.com/allpics.bml?user=pescivendolo) Whadya think?

Maybe someone really is writing me that fic where Sylar turns into a unicorn and Peter rides him around New York.

Well, if that don't sound like the smuttiest metaphor I've heard all day...

[natacup82.livejournal.com]

I'm at work, working hard and occasionally drifting off to indulge the new fall out boy obsession that just won't die. Why won't it die??

[havocthecat]

Funny? I... I'm avoiding working on Elizabeth/Teyla fic. Which isn't really funny, but is true.

Also, because I'm crazy, pondering making [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] co-run a Heroes crossover ficathon with me, if there's not one running already.

[rain-dances.livejournal.com]

Here's something funny.

Last night in the emergency room there was this lady with her grandchildren, one of whom had hit his head, and she just would not stop talking.

At one point one of the kids said, "Grandma, what would happen if both your hands fell off?"

She replied, "Well, you'd have a hard time eating, wouldn't you?"

Containing my laughter was reaaaaaaally hard.

And I'm TRYING to work on my Blast From the Past fic. Eek.

[cinderlily.livejournal.com]

Actually, I just wandered back to my flist to check it and had the same thought! I had Physical Therapy this morning, and then I just started working on fic that I have been TRYING to freaking finish for a week.

Heroes broke my brain in ways I just can't seem to recover from. I keep trying to write a review but it keeps dissolving into fangirling giggles. I want to marry Mohinder Suresh! And there BETTER be some great fics this summer, or I am going to freak out! (Especially about certain pairings that shall remain nameless cause it might be spoilery.)

(Also, watching Jason X on USA. Chuck is FREAKING adorable! OMG. His ears, and his voice, and his geekary. I might have to buy Jason X. I can not believe I am saying that.)

[mrsarcastic.livejournal.com]

Ugh! They've actually had me working today.... *shudder*

[hoshinekoyasha.livejournal.com]

The students here have finals...

Why did the chicken cross the road...

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

My friends list is awash with posts -- like, twice as many as usual.

Also, the duck-billed platypus has poisonous spurs.

[strifechaos.livejournal.com]

All that stuck was Peter riding Sylar around New York, and porny thoughts were born. :)