Don't fuck it up or I'll fuck you. I'll kill you. All right, I love you. Bye.

[bubbles83]

Lol, I've spent most of my afternoon and evening on rahmbamarama. Best. Community. EVER. Or at least best named community. I love that Rahm Emmanuel actually has a fandom. He's going to find out about it and it's going to be like that episode of The West Wing where Josh find his fangirls, but with ass kicking and dead fish.

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And now a life lesson from bubbles83's mom: "You should be nice to everyone, because you never know if someone is Jesus or a secret millionaire."

Rahm Emanuel doesn't care if you're Millionaire Jesus, he will cut you if you piss him off.

Comments

[courtknee.livejournal.com]

I cannot believe how much I love him. I think he may be my soul mate. Yes.

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

I can't believe I never knew who he was until a week ago. He completes me.

[ct]

It is so strange seeing Illinois politics suddenly spread all over fandom. This is stuff I'm used to reading about in the paper, not on my friendslist...

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I can imagine that would be odd. I always feel weird when I hear Keith or Rachel talking about Oregon politics.

[courtknee.livejournal.com]

IKR, right? Damn.

[courtknee.livejournal.com]

...*blinks at how I comment to the wrong post, and it won't let me delete it*

oh well.

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

LOL. YOU FAILED AT LIVEJOURNAL. YOU WILL BE GETTING YOUR FREE RAHM EMANUEL DEAD FISH IN THE MAIL IN THE NEXT THREE TO SEVEN DAYS.

[courtknee.livejournal.com]

*cries forever*

[goodtoast.livejournal.com]

HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS????

He was my first (non-fictional) political crush. Way back in middle-school. Dear lord, I was a sick child.

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

LOL, I wish I had been as cool as you in middle school.

[semirose.livejournal.com]

Taken over my LIFE.

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

How have I lived so long with him?

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

I went through the community and I was like, "OMG RAHM, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?"

[pescivendolo.livejournal.com]

I'm going to have to join that, aren't I?

Also, OMG DID HE FUCK NANCY PELOSI OR WHAT? That shit is inappropriate for the workplace. Damn.

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

YES, everyone should join that community.

OMG, INORITE? They are all up in each other's business. I LOVE IT.

[pescivendolo.livejournal.com]

Dude, an hour ago I was like "Oh, Rahm Emanuel. Probably a good pick." Now I fear I've got the batshit. GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE. RAHM EMANUEL KILLS PEOPLE.