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bubbles83What was the best part of last nights American Idol? When my mom looked over at me and asked if Chris and Blake were dating. Now if I can just convince her about House and Wilson, my life will be complete.
1. Use fanfiction.net's Search Story By Summary and look up your name in either Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings.
2. If there are any Mary Sues that share your name, pick the worst-sounding ones and post the summary.
That phyisically pained me to type.
HP
Draco Malfoy, Asshole Extraordinaire by CorruptedBeauty666
Christina De'Lauren was used to being mocked mercilessly or ignored completely by her fellow classmates, but when Hogwarts decides to have a muggle come to Hogwarts, its Chris's turn to get revenge on the one person who hurt her to most... Draco Malfoy.
Why would they have muggle at a magic school. And if she's new at this school, how has Draco already hurt her the most? This obviously ends with Draco falling in love with a muggle and me jumping off a bridge.
Becoming a part of Hogwarts by missdory
Your a new student a Hogwarts your name is Christina Cooper but your new year doesnt turn out the way you thought it would especially when you get involved with the potions master things start to take a twist. Yeah im new at this but its not done yet.
I bet things take on a new twist when you hook up with your teacher. Plus it's "YOU'RE", you bastard.
Dumbledore's daughter by african-godesse2
Dumbledore reveals that he had a daughter, she comes to Grimmauld Palace. It seems her and Harry know each other. Ginny turns on the defensive, Christina is stepping in her territory. Will Christina and Ginny become friends? Will Ginny tear her apart? R&R
Not only will they become friends, they will realize Harry is a nitwit and run off together.
Twins 4 Twins by ghetto chicks
Fred and George are in their seventh year and they are surprised to see Chloe and Christina the Ravenclaw nerds looking mighty fine. They try to befriend the girls but it may be harder than they think.
Aren't all Ravenclaws nerds? Isn't that why they're awesome? I'm glad they're looking "mighty fine" though.
Oliver's love by Harleyschick101
Christina ray is your normal 17 year old girl. were the heck are you people. please review! Join Chris as she find's love and Death. chapter 3 and 4 will be up real
I'm hoping that she finds Death and he takes her far far away. While being kind of snarky and TALKING IN ALL CAPS.
LOTR
Almost all the ones in LOTR are Christina Aguilera Songfic, which is horrific all on it's own, but there is this one:
Universe Divided by quillian91
While Christina is camping, she goes on a hike that will lead to more than she could imagine. Somehow, she ended up in a different world with strange languages. But changes are happening, and she finds herself not as welcome as she thought.GlorfOC
There are no words for this. Just... I want to cry.
If you guys loved me, you'd take these summaries and write me fic. That way we can laugh forever and ever.
1. Use fanfiction.net's Search Story By Summary and look up your name in either Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings.
2. If there are any Mary Sues that share your name, pick the worst-sounding ones and post the summary.
That phyisically pained me to type.
HP
Draco Malfoy, Asshole Extraordinaire by CorruptedBeauty666
Christina De'Lauren was used to being mocked mercilessly or ignored completely by her fellow classmates, but when Hogwarts decides to have a muggle come to Hogwarts, its Chris's turn to get revenge on the one person who hurt her to most... Draco Malfoy.
Why would they have muggle at a magic school. And if she's new at this school, how has Draco already hurt her the most? This obviously ends with Draco falling in love with a muggle and me jumping off a bridge.
Becoming a part of Hogwarts by missdory
Your a new student a Hogwarts your name is Christina Cooper but your new year doesnt turn out the way you thought it would especially when you get involved with the potions master things start to take a twist. Yeah im new at this but its not done yet.
I bet things take on a new twist when you hook up with your teacher. Plus it's "YOU'RE", you bastard.
Dumbledore's daughter by african-godesse2
Dumbledore reveals that he had a daughter, she comes to Grimmauld Palace. It seems her and Harry know each other. Ginny turns on the defensive, Christina is stepping in her territory. Will Christina and Ginny become friends? Will Ginny tear her apart? R&R
Not only will they become friends, they will realize Harry is a nitwit and run off together.
Twins 4 Twins by ghetto chicks
Fred and George are in their seventh year and they are surprised to see Chloe and Christina the Ravenclaw nerds looking mighty fine. They try to befriend the girls but it may be harder than they think.
Aren't all Ravenclaws nerds? Isn't that why they're awesome? I'm glad they're looking "mighty fine" though.
Oliver's love by Harleyschick101
Christina ray is your normal 17 year old girl. were the heck are you people. please review! Join Chris as she find's love and Death. chapter 3 and 4 will be up real
I'm hoping that she finds Death and he takes her far far away. While being kind of snarky and TALKING IN ALL CAPS.
LOTR
Almost all the ones in LOTR are Christina Aguilera Songfic, which is horrific all on it's own, but there is this one:
Universe Divided by quillian91
While Christina is camping, she goes on a hike that will lead to more than she could imagine. Somehow, she ended up in a different world with strange languages. But changes are happening, and she finds herself not as welcome as she thought.GlorfOC
There are no words for this. Just... I want to cry.
If you guys loved me, you'd take these summaries and write me fic. That way we can laugh forever and ever.
