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Hey guys, Creationist Science Fair!

It includes such gems as "My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A Monkey)" and "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"

I feel a little bad mocking the monkey kid, she's only in the fifth grade, but she proved her uncle wasn't a monkey by trying to feed him bananas and then he wouldn't eat them. That's the scientific method at work, my friends. I feel no such pity for the seventh grader who did the homemaking project. Honest to God, it actually says, "social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay" Fuck you very much, Jonathan.

Okay, I have to admit, I'm a little curious about the "Thermodynamics Of Hell Fire" and I bet "Pokemon Prove Evolutionism Is False" would be HILARIOUS.

Ha ha. My brother's girlfriend got him a blanket and, I swear to God, it looks just like someone killed and skinned a Yip-Yip. It's kind of creepy.

This just in: T. Rex can run faster than a footballer. Keep that in mind next time you visit Juarssic Park. Also, if they have guns, you're really screwed.

You know, for some reason I've been kind of cranky today. I've decided what I need is a big bear hug from Rob Riggle. Someone should work on that for me.

What. The. Fuck. - Link could be spoilery if you haven't seen S3 of Doctor Who.

( They're just being bastards now. )

Want to know what's scarier than having to depend on Bruce Willis and The Affleck to save the world? Having to depend on Stephen Baldwin.