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Mar. 13th, 2008 05:59 pmOH, Keith. Musto? Really? I thought we were done with him. You are lucky Rachel looked smashing and was her lovely self tonight. She really did look fabulous. She made me blush.
The Fourth Doctor feels my pain.
Mar. 3rd, 2008 04:44 pmHey guys, Creationist Science Fair!
It includes such gems as "My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A Monkey)" and "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"
I feel a little bad mocking the monkey kid, she's only in the fifth grade, but she proved her uncle wasn't a monkey by trying to feed him bananas and then he wouldn't eat them. That's the scientific method at work, my friends. I feel no such pity for the seventh grader who did the homemaking project. Honest to God, it actually says, "social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay" Fuck you very much, Jonathan.
Okay, I have to admit, I'm a little curious about the "Thermodynamics Of Hell Fire" and I bet "Pokemon Prove Evolutionism Is False" would be HILARIOUS.
It includes such gems as "My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A Monkey)" and "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"
I feel a little bad mocking the monkey kid, she's only in the fifth grade, but she proved her uncle wasn't a monkey by trying to feed him bananas and then he wouldn't eat them. That's the scientific method at work, my friends. I feel no such pity for the seventh grader who did the homemaking project. Honest to God, it actually says, "social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay" Fuck you very much, Jonathan.
Okay, I have to admit, I'm a little curious about the "Thermodynamics Of Hell Fire" and I bet "Pokemon Prove Evolutionism Is False" would be HILARIOUS.
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May. 3rd, 2007 11:15 amWhat was the best part of last nights American Idol? When my mom looked over at me and asked if Chris and Blake were dating. Now if I can just convince her about House and Wilson, my life will be complete.
1. Use fanfiction.net's Search Story By Summary and look up your name in either Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings.
2. If there are any Mary Sues that share your name, pick the worst-sounding ones and post the summary.
( Cutted 4 ur portecshun )
If you guys loved me, you'd take these summaries and write me fic. That way we can laugh forever and ever.
1. Use fanfiction.net's Search Story By Summary and look up your name in either Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings.
2. If there are any Mary Sues that share your name, pick the worst-sounding ones and post the summary.
( Cutted 4 ur portecshun )
If you guys loved me, you'd take these summaries and write me fic. That way we can laugh forever and ever.
Jennifer Garner to Play Spock's Love Interest in Star Trek XI?
I don't know what's more disturbing. The thought that this might be true or the thought that someone would make it up.
I don't know what's more disturbing. The thought that this might be true or the thought that someone would make it up.
We would all be DOOMED
Mar. 10th, 2007 12:09 amWant to know what's scarier than having to depend on Bruce Willis and The Affleck to save the world? Having to depend on Stephen Baldwin.
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Jan. 2nd, 2007 12:47 pmLook I'm sorry for being spammy, but I felt that it was imperative that this get out.
( Seriously, Tom Welling? )
I swear I didn't plan the music. Princess Sheppardina is on shuffle and it just came on. It knows. It always knows.
You'll now be returned to your regular programming.
( Seriously, Tom Welling? )
I swear I didn't plan the music. Princess Sheppardina is on shuffle and it just came on. It knows. It always knows.
You'll now be returned to your regular programming.
