*collapses dramatically bed* MY LIFE IS SO HARD! I went to Best Buy and Target and neither of them had the season 3 SGA DVDs. I NEED TO WATCH MCKAY AND MRS. MILLER. And Tao of Rodney. And Echoes. And The Game. And... well all of them, really. My point is, THE DVD GODS HATE ME. And I probably won't be able to go out tomorrow unless I can get my brother to take me. *BIG SADFACE*
I did end up buy Superman Doomsday. And the Target I went to had The Office stuff I wanted. You are looking at the proud owner of a I ♥ Jim mug, some magnets, pens, mechanical pencils, a Dwight head stress ball, a magnetic memo board, and a pad of paper. And I found that Vanity Fair. So, you know, it's not that bad. BUT I WANT MY DVDS! /whining
Later, if I'm bored, I'll tell you all about the SGA/Office AU I thought up.

I did end up buy Superman Doomsday. And the Target I went to had The Office stuff I wanted. You are looking at the proud owner of a I ♥ Jim mug, some magnets, pens, mechanical pencils, a Dwight head stress ball, a magnetic memo board, and a pad of paper. And I found that Vanity Fair. So, you know, it's not that bad. BUT I WANT MY DVDS! /whining
Later, if I'm bored, I'll tell you all about the SGA/Office AU I thought up.
(no subject)
May. 3rd, 2007 11:15 amWhat was the best part of last nights American Idol? When my mom looked over at me and asked if Chris and Blake were dating. Now if I can just convince her about House and Wilson, my life will be complete.
1. Use fanfiction.net's Search Story By Summary and look up your name in either Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings.
2. If there are any Mary Sues that share your name, pick the worst-sounding ones and post the summary.
( Cutted 4 ur portecshun )
If you guys loved me, you'd take these summaries and write me fic. That way we can laugh forever and ever.

1. Use fanfiction.net's Search Story By Summary and look up your name in either Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings.
2. If there are any Mary Sues that share your name, pick the worst-sounding ones and post the summary.
( Cutted 4 ur portecshun )
If you guys loved me, you'd take these summaries and write me fic. That way we can laugh forever and ever.
Go me!
Name five totally self-indulgent story ideas. (The fanfic you would write if you didn't care if you had an audience and also had no shame.)
OK, keep in mind that I don't write stories (because I suck), so any story I wrote would be self-indulgent. And these will probably all be cracky Stargate AUs
1. The SG1 Sam/Cam Zenon AU.
natacup82 knows what I'm talking about. Supernova Girl!
2. John and Rodney and Teyla in the Monster House AU. Lizzie is John's babysitter. Teyla is amused at the incompetence of her new friends as they try to battle an evil house. Rodney walks around wearing a towel as a cape.
3. John and Rodney in the Polar Express AU. J and R meet as kids on the Polar Express and have a fun adventure. Years later, they think it was all a dream, but while explaining Christmas to Teyla they realize that it wasn't one after all.
4. Sky High AU where John and Rodney are teachers there. OMG, it would be so awesome. Rodney would be such a cranky bitch and all the students would be in love with John.
5. Good Omens AU where John is an angel and Rodney is a cranky demon. Their love is so ineffable.
Name five totally self-indulgent story ideas. (The fanfic you would write if you didn't care if you had an audience and also had no shame.)
OK, keep in mind that I don't write stories (because I suck), so any story I wrote would be self-indulgent. And these will probably all be cracky Stargate AUs
1. The SG1 Sam/Cam Zenon AU.
2. John and Rodney and Teyla in the Monster House AU. Lizzie is John's babysitter. Teyla is amused at the incompetence of her new friends as they try to battle an evil house. Rodney walks around wearing a towel as a cape.
3. John and Rodney in the Polar Express AU. J and R meet as kids on the Polar Express and have a fun adventure. Years later, they think it was all a dream, but while explaining Christmas to Teyla they realize that it wasn't one after all.
4. Sky High AU where John and Rodney are teachers there. OMG, it would be so awesome. Rodney would be such a cranky bitch and all the students would be in love with John.
5. Good Omens AU where John is an angel and Rodney is a cranky demon. Their love is so ineffable.