I don't know about you guys but I'm totally having this for lunch! It does seem to be missing some bacon though.

The Fourth Doctor feels my pain.
Mar. 3rd, 2008 04:44 pmHey guys, Creationist Science Fair!
It includes such gems as "My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A Monkey)" and "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"
I feel a little bad mocking the monkey kid, she's only in the fifth grade, but she proved her uncle wasn't a monkey by trying to feed him bananas and then he wouldn't eat them. That's the scientific method at work, my friends. I feel no such pity for the seventh grader who did the homemaking project. Honest to God, it actually says, "social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay" Fuck you very much, Jonathan.
Okay, I have to admit, I'm a little curious about the "Thermodynamics Of Hell Fire" and I bet "Pokemon Prove Evolutionism Is False" would be HILARIOUS.

It includes such gems as "My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A Monkey)" and "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"
I feel a little bad mocking the monkey kid, she's only in the fifth grade, but she proved her uncle wasn't a monkey by trying to feed him bananas and then he wouldn't eat them. That's the scientific method at work, my friends. I feel no such pity for the seventh grader who did the homemaking project. Honest to God, it actually says, "social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay" Fuck you very much, Jonathan.
Okay, I have to admit, I'm a little curious about the "Thermodynamics Of Hell Fire" and I bet "Pokemon Prove Evolutionism Is False" would be HILARIOUS.
I could use some assistance...
Jan. 28th, 2008 07:08 pm( pic under the cut )
Thanks guys!
EDIT: Never mind. I figured it out. I somehow increased image size to 120% [/lameness]
Not enough *facepalm* in the world.
Jan. 15th, 2008 11:33 amWHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?
Look, the reason Top Gear is so awesome is because of the hosts. I don't watch the show because I like cars. I watch it because Richard Hammond is adorable and James May is bizarrely sexy and Jeremy Clarkson is a twit, but he's amusing so it's okay. So why don't you just give us the British version. Which is good and awesome, not some horrible US version which is going to end up being American Coupling With Cars.

Look, the reason Top Gear is so awesome is because of the hosts. I don't watch the show because I like cars. I watch it because Richard Hammond is adorable and James May is bizarrely sexy and Jeremy Clarkson is a twit, but he's amusing so it's okay. So why don't you just give us the British version. Which is good and awesome, not some horrible US version which is going to end up being American Coupling With Cars.
I know because of my learnings.
Dec. 11th, 2007 12:33 amI just went through the latest SPN wank, and I have this to say. Jensen is, in fact, a chubby gay douche. And Jared is a GAY BEAR! Also, JDM is a werewolf and he loves the taste of fresh baby flesh.
To a person on my flist who shall remain nameless, you are hilarious and awesome and you teach me wonderful things about Jensen and Jared, even if you are a fucking disgrace to fandom. Don't let the mandroid get you down!

To a person on my flist who shall remain nameless, you are hilarious and awesome and you teach me wonderful things about Jensen and Jared, even if you are a fucking disgrace to fandom. Don't let the mandroid get you down!